Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
Are you fucking shitting me right now?
Katniss Everdeen + Teaser Trailers
so we have this piece of incredibly rare metal
incredibly rare cause it’s the only piece we have
let’s use it to protect steve rogers’ banging body
for the children